One day, Steve and Valerie were on a scouting mission. A seven year old little girl was watching them.
"Steve, I.. think we're being watched." Valerie groaned,
"Let's get the hell out of here!" Steve ordered, too late! The child caught them and put them in her basket.
"Wait 'til Daddy sees my dollies I caught!" she sang. In the basket, Valerie passes out.
"Valerie! Wake up dammit!!" Steve yelled while shaking her.
"Daddy, daddy, look at what I caught!" the girl chimed, her father looked in the basket and exclaimed,
"My, my, you caught some little people, sweetie."
"Can I keep them, daddy?" the child asked,
"I don't know, Ashley, they're probably missing their friends." said her father.
"Can I keep 'em for a little while? Pleease daddy," the child pleaded,
"Ok, honey but you'll need to protect them from Kitty, She might eat them you know." her father warned.
So Ashley took them to her room and put them in her dollhouse.
"What's your name?" she asked,
"Steve Burton." Steve answered.
"I'm Ashley Davis." said Ashley, "and who's your wife?"
"She's Valerie Ames Scott and she ain't my wife!" Steve huffed.
"Oooh sorry.' said Ashley, then Valerie wakes up.
"Steve..what..uh.." she uttered.
"Hi, Valerie, I'm Ashley Davis." chimed Ashley.
"Nice to meet you..um I think-" Valerie stamered.
"I got an idea, maybe you and Valerie can get married, Steve. I can plan your wedding!" said Ashley.
"W-Wedding??" cried Valerie,
"Us?? Get married?? Now that's an understatement!" blurted Steve.
"Oh boy!" chimed Ashley, "Daddy, Steve and Valerie are getting married!"
"Steve and Valerie?? is that their real names or did you just name them?" asked father,
"That's their real names daddy. I'm gonna plan the biggest wedding for them ever!"
"My, my." said father.
Meanwhile in the dollhouse, Steve plans the escape.
"Valerie, we gotta get the hell out of here or she'll throw us a shotgun wedding!" he said,
just then a giant cat comes in the room.
"Steeeeeeeve!" Valerie screamed,
"We're toast." Steve panicked.
Ashley came in and scolded, "Bad Kitty! Get out! Scoot scoot!"
Steve and Valerie were relieved but not quite out of the woods yet, their wedding was about to be planned.
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